1. You + _____ make a cute couple

    hiheyirwin:

    lonely-damnit:

    downunderirwin:

    Tell me who you ship me with :-)

    Please guys

    even tho you guys won’t I reblog this to try and hopefully you fuckers will

    (via ashtonhasmyheart)

     
  2. mashable:

    #IfTheyGunnedMeDown Confronts How Minority Deaths Are Portrayed In Media

    Following the fatal shooting of an unarmed black teen on Saturday, and the ensuing media portrayal of his death, Twitter expressed outrage in the form of a hashtag: #IfTheyGunnedMeDown

    (via fuckme-1direction)

     
  3. hemmosphere:

    This is why school grades don’t mean everything

    (via marshmallow-luke)

     

  4. endiot:

    eholaura:

    solarselection:

    small-baby-chihiro:

    ocebutt:

    dooptown:

    i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

    YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

    how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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    what in the pure fuck

    HOW IS THIS NORMAL?!

    This is scary as fuck

    (via niallcausedmyvaginapayne)

     

  5. nuditea:

    last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

    (via niallcausedmyvaginapayne)

     
  6. sir-hathaway:

    gryffinpoor:

    dudemanbropants:

    gryffinpoor:

    thepreciousthing:

    the-ordinary-nerd:

    ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

    squad16:

    finalellipsis:

    bestnatesmithever:

    What if it bites me and it dies?

    that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

    What if it bites itself and I die?

    It’s voodoo.

    What if it bites me and someone else dies?

    That’s correlation, not causation.

    what if we bite each other and neither of us die

    that’s kinky

    oh my god

    this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

    (Source: ultrafacts, via hazfuckedlou)

     
  7. horan4thehoran:

    Do you ever sometimes take a really decent selfie?

    (via horan4thehoran)

     

  8. candlewinds:

    it’s so unsettling to be reminded as an adult that the people and things you loved as a child are not immortal like you once thought they were

    (via hazfuckedlou)

     

    1. Parent: what does a cow say?
    2. Baby: "moo!"
    3. Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
    4. Baby: "baah!"
    5. Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
    6. Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
     
  9. ursulatheseabitchh:

    Scott Weinger is the voice of Aladdin. 

    (via hazfuckedlou)