1. glowcloud:

    I have to say the Kim K app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim Kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”

    (via marshmallow-luke)

     

  2. "It’s not our job to toughen our children up to face a cruel and heartless world. It’s our job to raise children who will make the world a little less cruel and heartless."
    — L.R. Knost (via famous-lemons)

    (Source: dailydoseofstuf, via hazfuckedlou)

     

  3. painfully-hemmo:

    but imagine browsing the makeup aisle in target and Luke the employee walks up and babbles on about the sale going on with all of their cosmetics but then adds,”but really you’d be pretty with or with-out it” as he smiles and confidently struts away knowing he just nailed that line but a few minutes later you hear a crash and that tall boy who just hit on you is now sprawled out on the floor along with the display he ran into

    (via hemmogram)

     

  4. hmrnings:

    nudelukes:

    grvnge5sauce:

    Michael is gonna be the dad that goes “Don’t tell mom”

    "Dad she’s gonna notice that you dyed my hair neon pink"

    "not if you wear a hat"

    (via marshmallow-luke)

     
  5. bagmilk:

    i tried this on so many people after I watched this episode

    (Source: nowhugmebrotha, via 5secondsofheartless)

     

  6. unfollowryanross:

    if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

    (via marshmallow-luke)

     

  7. overnight-shipping:

    kittanzer0:

    so on the bus this morning

    we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

    she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

    SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

    I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

    (Source: idontgrancaire, via marshmallow-luke)

     
  8. What I Like About You, Jimmy Kimmel Live | July 24

    (Source: flechter, via hotdamn5sos)

     

  9. v0tum:

    You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

    (via waakeme-up)

     

  10. "Call your mother. Tell her you love her. Remember you’re the only person who knows what her heart sounds like from the inside."
    — wow this made me sad. (via stay-ocean-minded)

    I wish

    (via acid-washed-thoughts)

    (Source: pobredreamer, via waakeme-up)